Repent! Repent! Matt expresses himself!

location: Lingerie department

mood: horny

So I had a training course all day, which turned out to be incredibly boring. It was fun when I was laughing at silly things with the graduate next to me, but when we had to listen...ugh. Gave me plenty of time to think though! So a few topics in today's post will be to do with those...

First off, this comic is too long...it's taking me days and days...

Also, as a word of caution, I will not mention my love life this entry! Or lack of! *sighs of relief*

So...umm...thinking...
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I can't wait to get Smash and play pro...

Oh, here's one of the things. I don't like hanging in large groups anymore :/ after realising with the graddie today. Usually, I never talk to my project, and if I do I say very little and not much in terms of 'wit'. But when I'm with one person from the project, I can happily talk and make them chuckle. It was great fun, a good laugh. I noticed this the other day with friends as well though...I don't like hanging with a load of friends anymore. Too many people to talk to and pay attention to, and I just end up chucking in random comments that aren't funny. I don't mind 3 or 4 people, but too many is icky....not saying I won't join you guys in gatherings, but I just prefer 'dates', or stuff like last thursday.

Yeh, I also got thinking about what secrets I have that I could confess. So the main three I have came into mind...let's see...
(this sounded a lot better in my head)
Secret 1 is deep and dark. I'm not going to confess it because I'm acting like it never happened. Maybe I'm overexaggerating with it, but it just makes me feel like I don't deserve anything...I feel like a jerk because of it...I've only told Steve about it, and I plan to tell no one else ever again.
Secret 2 is a lot darker, but more people know about it. Not a secret as much, but I don't like thinking about it...I'm ashamed of myself for even contemplating it...I think the people who do know don't think I was being serious...I can't really confess it to anyone, only one person I could 'confess' to.
Secret 3 isn't dark at all. I guess you could say it's deep (hoho!). I haven't told anyone in our group at all though! Not because I don't trust any of you, but the topics never been brought up. I would tell someone if they asked me. I mean, I admitted it in front of my whole IT class back at college! All the apprentices know. And it's nothing gross like Pete's secret...it's not like "I have crabs!" People will also find out eventually...how many, I don't know. Any of you? I don't know. That'd be a fun night ;)

Hopefully I've left you guessing now...mwahaha.
Okay, if you really want to know, I'll tell you privately. But only if you write a sentence on why you love me. It's a toughey, not even I would be able to think of something....
If I get enough requests, I might even post it openly on here :P

Maybe. Matters how much I've had to drink.
For now, sleep well kids. Have sweet dreams about me ;)
Yes, I realise it's only 17:35...